11.20.2008

Goracle: Global Warming crushed Mayans too!

Apparently visionary scientist and oracle Al Gore is now teaching revisionist history...

The Goracle warned America not to end up like the Mayans and fail to heed his chicken little calls on the looming man made climate crisis. From the Gore Blog:

A new study suggests the Mayan civilization might have collapsed due to environmental disasters:

"'These models suggest that as ecosystems were destroyed by mismanagement or were transformed by global climatic shifts, the depletion of agricultural and wild foods eventually contributed to the failure of the Maya sociopolitical system,' writes environmental archaeologist Kitty Emery of the Florida Museum of Natural History in the current Human Ecology journal."As we move towards solving the climate crisis, we need to remember the consequences of civilizations that refused to take environmental concerns seriously."

The study Gore is referring to comes out of Amsterdam. The data suggests that a century-scale decline in rainfall put a general strain on resources in the region, which was then exacerbated by abrupt drought events, contributing to the social stresses that led to the Maya demise.

The Sun god warned them But they would not listen. Silly Mayans... that's what you get for not cutting back on your CO2 emissions!

For the second straight year the Earth is, in fact, cooling... not warming.

Hat tip: Gateway Pundit

8 comments:

Chandler said...

Oh, you did it again Mr. Gore. I am sure this will not get far as its absurdity is just too much to even comprehend. But Mr. Gore could not help himself but to say it.

I think he would have been more effective if he had put out his little movie and never said a darn thing about global warming. But thankfully Al can't help but keep talking. The more he talks the greater the evidence that the entire thing is a load of horse pucky.

aece said...

hahhaahaha...it was all those SUV's that those mayans were driving!

We warn you and we warn you..I bet if the Mayan's would have put regulations on the farming community that they would still be around!

CL said...

I'm sure right now all of Spain is thrilled that the Goracle is letting the Spanish conquistadors off the hook for the destruction of the Mayans. Makes much more sense that their demise was due to some hot weather.

Richard Charles Paul said...

I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! It's all America's fault (that's the U.S. of A -- not dear Canada) for the destruction of one of the great peace-loving, environmentally conscious, culturally superior civilizations ever to inhabit this planet. Thank God there are only 68 some-odd days left for that evil, Hitler, George Bush. The Obama will cure this. He will bring them back.

James M. Temple, Esq. said...

*Sigh* I TOLD those Mayans not to engage in Offshore drilling! And those fires that they built for their human sacrifices were not burning "clean" fuel. I tried to convince them to burn those people using a huge magnifying glass to intensify the sun's rays (and we all know the rays in Cancun are HOT), but no go. They had to go and burn them with fire and pollute mother Gaia. Those idiots got what they deserved, just like all you SUV-driving Jesus-lovers will!

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Se, this is the kind of leftist nonsense that needs a smack in the face on FoxNews (cuz nobody else is gonna do it). Since the major media monopoly of the left NEVER challenges the irrational and untenable positions these idiots spout as "wisdom," dunderheads like Gore just get to keep saying stupid things while the media gasp in amazement and fawn over him, regardless of facts or logic.

Katy Grimes said...

the International Organization for Global Warming cancelled their scheduled conference in Oslo, Norway due to an unexpected blizzard, which swept in from the North Atlantic and paralyzed much of the Scandinavian coast.

"The Earth is still warming. Doomsday is still coming, and it's still cool to drive hybrids" said one scientist.

"Postponing the conference is like postponing global warming itself!" said Nancy Sternwright, an environmental activist who made the trek from Massachusetts to Oslo in a vegetable oil powered pontoon made entirely out of plant fibers. "I mean, what am I supposed to tell my kids? That the Earth may not be a hellish inferno by the time they graduate college?"

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what a fun group that must have been...

Wrathchild said...

The Mayans, like the Rapa Nui on Easter Island died off because they constantly battled, usually over religion. They starved because instead of producing food, taking care of their young, and advancing technology, they were at war.
Gore is done. Even the lefties have got to be tired of him. Obama is the new savior he never could be.

Richard Charles Paul said...

But, I thought it's George W's fault. Isn't that Texas cowboy responsible for all the earth's ills throughout history. Surely, Myans aren't responsible for their own demise. They were victims. They must have been. I'm so confused.

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